vegeterian guitar player

[spanishyturk]

Here is a poser for the vegeterian guitar players,do you make sure your guitar is not built with animal glue.Or is that something you did not think about until now.

[oc chuck]

oh no oh no...........

i can see where this is going........
another 15 page thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :P :twisted: :roll: :wink:

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[Jonny Hotnuts]

Vegetarian guitar players are not any good.

The lack of proteins in their diet prevents neurons from being able to transmit electrical impulses to their finger muscles correctly and this lack of proteins always results their fingers being small and unbelievably weak.


:lol:

[Mister Lovaguitara]

:D :D :lol: ohhh my god this could be a bad thred...

[Libre]

Be funny if they avoided the animal glue but used gut strings.

[fugue]

This is one of the most ridiculous threads I have seen yet on this forum!

[thedrizzle]

what about bone saddles and nuts!!!

[spanishyturk]

I know this is getting a bit technical but what about French Polish.It is an organic material coming out of an insects bottom is that ok.I mean the animal is not killed and you are not eating the product.

[oc chuck]

From spanishyturk:
I know this is getting a bit technical but what about French Polish.It is an organic material coming out of an insects bottom is that ok.I mean the animal is not killed and you are not eating the product.

Ahhh.....
Most reverently, we are now entering the realm of pure mathematics.....

[brian richardson]

favorite tune:
bach's 'sheep may safely graze'

[spanishyturk]

aaaahhhh, that brings back memories, my grandfather was a shepherd.Unfortunately for the sheep he was not a veggy :cry: .

[GSI Fan]

3 soldiers on foot patrol notice a sheep stuck in a fence. The first soldier looks and says, “I sure wish that was Mary.” The second soldier remarks, “I sure wish that was Jane.” The third soldier replies, “I sure wish it was NIGHT.”

[spanishyturk]

favorite tune:
bach's 'sheep may safely graze'

www.masonwilliams-online.com

[Faya]

Well...............if ya wanna be really "Non-Life killing" vegi-guitar player, i'd say go with one of these..........
http://www.elderly.com/new_instruments/items/WS9000.htm

you're even saving a tree!!............. :wink:

welp................time to go drink my very expensive bottle of 100% Potato Vodka i tried to send bro bri<sorry bro!!.....i'll hand deliver one to ya.).................

It's my B-Day!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8)

[Faya]

just got an e-mail from RainSong regarding the guitar in the link i put in my previous post.

Seems they no longer make it.

:x

[brian richardson]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enjoy "my" vodka :wink:

fanny-
is yer "e" still running??

[Faya]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enjoy "my" vodka :wink:

Thanks dude!!!..........and tell yer Mom i said Happy B-Day too........!!!! 8) :wink:

Toastin' one yer way now!

CHEERS!!!!

[keith]

faya--happy birthday. how goes it with your little one? do you still have the mobile?

one thing about luthiery that could be problematic if luthiers get their glue and bones from a foreign country is: MAD COW DISEASE. since the disease is caused by a prion and not a bacterium or virus is that it is difficult to eliminate through conventional mechanisms. so, if a luthier you know begins to act like denny crane, blame it on MAD COW DISEASE.

[Mister Lovaguitara]

Happy Birthday Faya!! :D making this thread about your birthday is a lot more useful than talking about vegetarian guitars. . .

BTW
according to religion tree's have souls too...

[Faya]

faya--happy birthday. how goes it with your little one? do you still have the mobile?

Thanks man!..............the little one is doing very well........i'd have to say though he's quite the terror now-a-days!! :twisted: :lol: .......yeup i still have the mobile................it's going to be used soon on a little girl due in July. :wink:

[Faya]

Happy Birthday Faya!! :D making this thread about your birthday is a lot more useful than talking about vegetarian guitars. . .

BTW
according to religion tree's have souls too...

Thanks Mr.LG!!.........although i had no thoughts about it becoming that!!???......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Trees having souls must be why a very finely hand crafted guitar sounds soooo good!....... :wink: :)

[Mister Lovaguitara]

Happy Birthday Faya!! :D making this thread about your birthday is a lot more useful than talking about vegetarian guitars. . .

BTW
according to religion tree's have souls too...

Thanks Mr.LG!!.........although i had no thoughts about it becoming that!!???......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Trees having souls must be why a very finely hand crafted guitar sounds soooo good!....... :wink: :)

:lol: :lol: nicee one I didn't think of that...
and I just meant to say this tread is dumb... rather concentrate on something that really matters.

[spanishyturk]

well I dont think it is dumb. This can be a serius issue with our Buddist brothers.I reckon there is a market out there for Vegeterian Luthiers making Kosher guitars :idea: .

[racer_x]

Vegans are hypocrits :x

[spanishyturk]

well there you go the word kosher :!: has jogged my memory, I mean it is not just vegeterians who have to avoid hide glue. Hindus cant use anything with cow in it,Muslims and Jews cant use Piggy stuff.I mean this is turning out to be a can of worms for guitar builders.
I suggest Luthiers stick to fish glue unless you want to run the risk of a Fatwa declared against you :shock: .

[thedrizzle]

I guess a complete "vegan" guitar would be made out of carbon and graphite but that would sound like vegan food tastes :P

[brian richardson]

driz-
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[Techmanac]

I guess a complete "vegan" guitar would be made out of carbon and graphite but that would sound like vegan food tastes :P

Carbon could be good, i did play a steel string once and it wasnt bad at all and have a soild boby graphite that was better then wood. MHO

[spanishyturk]

Is there any Luthiers out there making Spanish Guitars out of carbon fibre.

[Techmanac]

good question, there are some makers using it in there bracing

[Six_Fingers]

Nobody wants mad cow disease, man! Or mercury building up in your brain from eating to much fish! Combining the right veggies and grains will supply all the protiens and aminos you could ever use.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fBIyVYwPsQ Carbon fiber violins on Youtube. Wood is the rendered bones of trees. *plays air guitar and hums*

[spanishyturk]

Thanks for the link.Composite Carbon Fibre gets my vote.Sounds as good as wood if not better and it is almost indestructable.

[Six_Fingers]

Composite Acoustics in the US makes steel string instruments. I keep expecting Boaz Elkayam to make a carbon fiber classical.

*reading The Secret Life Of Lobsters ...but eyeing a little langusto in the window tank at Lobster Bob's* EVEN GRASS WANTS TO LIVE, MAN!!

[MWA]

IMO man was not meant to eat just vegetables and guitars were not meant to be made of plastic.

[spanishyturk]

I do not think you can use that argument MWA.I mean we are not meant to fly but we can fly better then birds now.Thanks to the passenger plane.
Is carbon Plastic :?: .

[thedrizzle]

I think i'm gonna continue to eat animal made sammiches and tree made guitars, I will continue to recycle though! promise.

[MWA]

Spanishyturk,

No, carbon is not plastic but the material is actually carbon fibre reinforced plastic polymer, like fiberglass is really fiberglass reinforced plastic.

We can't fly better than birds, our machines can. Actually, even our planes can't fly better than birds if you think about it (any more than our submarines can swim better than fish).

[Libre]

Actually, even our planes can't fly better than birds if you think about it (any more than our submarines can swim better than fish).
I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking you probably have some rationale, but can birds fly at mach 5 or at suborbital altitudes, or airlift a quarter million pounds? Can fish circumnavigate the earth or swim under the icecaps? I'm all for the birds and the fish, but I don't see the truth in your statement.

[MWA]

Libre,

I imagine that fish do swim under the ice cap (if they want to) and have you ever seen one sink? Also, some fish do migrate quite long distances and don't have to come up for air.

As far as birds, maybe they are not as fast as a plane but they maneuver quite well and don't crash (they do sometimes try to fly through closed windows but only because they are confused by the reflection of sky). Also I haven't done the math to compare but it is possible that pound for pound a bird can lift quite a large weight (if so inclined). Have you ever seen a wing fall off a bird in flight?

But my main point is that they are able to fly/swim without aid of a machine.

[spanishyturk]

No contest, man is supreme better then nature.No bird can land on The Moon.
I reckon soon it will be a Capital offence to cut down trees we need them for our oxygen.
If you want to know how much a bird can lift have a look at Monty Python and The holy Grail :lol: .

[Chalcol]

I once shot and ate a vegetarian - all bones and very little taste - still if you're starving it will keep you alive at least until your next decent fillet steak. Pass the bernaise....

[spanishyturk]

well, if I was a vegeterian I would not let him get away with that.
I mean bernaise sauce? the mans got no taste.

[Chalcol]

Don't be a complete Turk - with the steak, not the veggie!! Or don't we like that either? Perhaps ketchup?

[Libre]

MWA-
But my main point is that they are able to fly/swim without aid of a machine.
Ah.

spanishyturk-
I've been meaning to tell you - I'm a Spanish Turk myself - that is, a Sephardic Jew, and my grandparents were from Turkey.

[spanishyturk]

So far we only had one vegeterian involved with this thread and now we know why. STOP SHOOTING THE BUGGERS!!!!!!!!!. :shock:

[brian richardson]

makes you too gassy
and makes jungles grow in your stomach

[spanishyturk]

spanishyturk-
I've been meaning to tell you - I'm a Spanish Turk myself - that is, a Sephardic Jew, and my grandparents were from Turkey.[/quote]


Glad to know you Libre.

[spanishyturk]

But my main point is that they are able to fly/swim without aid of a machine.

Well if you look up the Guinness Book of Records you will find that a Turk is
capable of flying without the aid of a machine.

[spanishyturk]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hezarfen_Ahmet_Celebi

[syl]

Five whole pages, and nary a word about guitars.

And the word "vegetarian" misspelled about 40 times.

[spanishyturk]

ok lets get back to the serious guitar related questions.
Will the global warming situation affect the way our guitars sound.Is the air going to get more wet and increase the moisture content of the wood and make our guitars sound duller.
And with every Country trying desperately to cut down on green house gasses , are they going to make Veggies illegal because they emit an awful
amount of methane gas.

[brian richardson]

methane gas-
one more reason to kill cows
and perhaps cabbage lovers :lol:

[Techmanac]

http://www.tejagerken.com/Article_Folder/composites.html

[Chalcol]

Five whole pages, and nary a word about guitars.

And the word "vegetarian" misspelled about 40 times.

Spell check...

VEG-E-TAR-IAN

VEG-E-TEAR-ME-ONE

VEGGIE-THE-HAIRY-ONE

VE-GET-TO-STARE-AT-THEM

VEG-IN-THE-AIR-MY-SON

VEGGIE!-GET-MY-GUN-AGAIN

Sorry, but honestly in today's pc world, if you can't knock a veggie...

[spanishyturk]

Well I can not spell so how about this.

Gone with the wind.(Greatest movie ever made)
or
Gone with the wind.(Your passion on route 69) :oops: :shock: :?